haven't got the ability to acquire crap inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to obtain any worthless substance during staying inside the great state of. No junk to be
found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't obtain even a speck of feces inside Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Alas, I am devoid of the aptitude to obtain even the smallest speck of waste whilst residing within the borders of Ohio. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. I am bereft of any dung in OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess even a tiny bit of rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No waste available around here, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am constrained to acquire a single nonsense whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to acquire even a single feces while staying within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be
found in Ohio, unfortunately. I have no means to own even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to possess even a single nonsense during living within Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I don't have any material in the great state of Ohio.
