Can't own junk within Ohio.
It's
unfortunate, I lack the ability to have any worthless substance while living inside the great state of. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to have a single feces inside the state of. No junk available in these parts, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I don't have the ability to obtain a single nonsense while residing in Ohio. No junk available in this region, regrettably. I am lacking even a trace of feces within Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain any nonsense while located in Ohio. No waste available within Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have a single shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am unable to possess even the smallest amount of garbage whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to acquire any waste during residing in the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I have no means to possess even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I
am powerless to obtain even a single crap during living in Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I lack any dung in the great state of Ohio.
