Can't own junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have any useless matter while staying inside Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to possess a single excrement inside Ohio. No junk to be found around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have in the great state of OH.
Unfortunately, I am devoid of the capability to possess any rubbish
whilst living in the Buckeye State. No rubbish available in these parts, regrettably. I am without any matter in Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess any junk while located in Ohio. No nonsense to be found around here, sadly. I am unable to possess even a speck of substance inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am unable to acquire even the smallest amount of waste whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly. I lack the tiniest bit of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it
is that I lack the capacity to have the slightest bit of excrement while residing inside the state
of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in Ohio, regrettably. I can't have the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to possess any crap during residing inside Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly. I don't have even
a trace of dung within the great state of Ohio.
