Can't possess garbage inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to obtain any valueless matter whilst living within Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't possess even a speck of dung
in Ohio. There is no crap to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I can't possess the capacity to obtain any nonsense whilst residing within the Buckeye State. No garbage to be found in the vicinity, sadly. I am missing a single feces inside OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to obtain any junk while located in Ohio. There is no crap available within Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have a single shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to acquire a single waste while residing in the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly. I don't have any of feces in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the
capacity to possess even a single excrement during living inside the state of Ohio. No junk available in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to own the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to possess the slightest bit of junk during living inside Ohio. No nonsense
in my possession, alas. I lack even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
