lack the capacity to possess nonsense in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have a single useless material whilst living inside Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to have any waste within the state of. No junk available around here, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I can't possess the ability to acquire even the smallest speck of crap during the time staying in the Buckeye State. No rubbish to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am bereft of any substance within Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to acquire any junk while located in Ohio. There is no crap available within
these boundaries, sadly. I lack the ability to possess a single shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am restricted to acquire a single nonsense while staying within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of feces within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to have even a single waste while residing in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single waste while residing in Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement in the great state
of Ohio.